'Almost, Maine'
In the small, mythical town of Almost, Maine, a place too small to be a town legally and so is denied an actual name, it is 9 on "a cold, clear moonless Friday night in the middle of winter." Nine love stories are acted out before our eyes, all of them taking place simultaneously in this magical world where allegorical love is as passionately portrayed as corporeal love might be in a grind-house movie theater.
"Almost, Maine" is the final offering at the Theater Barn in New Lebanon, N.Y., and with autumn in the air it is quite the perfect transition into winter.
Don’t let the word "allegorical" fool you. This play is a gem. There are 11 scenes in which four attractive young performers create a world of awestruck lovers, some beginning a relationship, some ending one and many in that in-between state where love is an option or a curse.

Love Story One is precious and is stretched out over three scenes which bracket the evening. Love Story Two is heart-breaking but creates an optimism based on nature’s lighting effects. Love Story Three entices you with a sense of missed opportunities and the fate of the spelling deficient. Love Story Four has a medical bias that denies love then illustrates its more dangerous levels. Love Story Five is allegory pure and simple, stated in bundles of love. That’s act one.
Act two brings Love Story Six in which two best friends discover, to their clumsy horror, what love is all about. Love Story Seven illustrates for all time the effect of waiting for the other shoe to drop. Love Story Eight reminds us of the need to deal with love when it is offered. Love Story Nine gives innocence a whole new meaning.
The basic thing to know about this play before you experience it is this: The twilight zone does exist and it probably inhabits northern Maine, the only state to touch on only one other state. It is a world of free will and few ties and the emotions experienced in deep winter are deep emotions. Snow is everywhere, the night sky is clear and star-filled and so is the stage in New Lebanon.
leni Delopoulos, seen here in this time slot last year in Parallel Lives–the Kathy and Mo Show, returns as the female of interest in four of the nine playlets. She is devastatingly beautiful in "Sad and Glad," distressingly dull-looking in "This Hurts" and wonderfully sympathetic and odd in "Seeing the Thing." Her characters are always well defined and different, her face taking on the perfect look for each of them. It’s a beautiful performance that could only be flawed if her co-workers were less capable than she of creating their own wonderfully different characters. Lucky for her, and us, all four players have this ability in hand.
Jessica Lynn Johnson, the other woman in the company, plays her people with strength and stability. Like Delopoulos, she is a master of voices, facial expressions and posture. She makes "Story of Hope" into a minor tragedy at its highpoint and "Getting it Back" into a major drama with just a flicker of her eyelids at its nadir. It’s a pity that the playwright didn’t write a scene for two women in this work, for it would have been fascinating to watch these two actresses share an emotional moment or two.
David Bodenschatz makes the most of a snowball at the top of act two. His word-challenged Jimmy in "Sad and Glad" is a precious human being who finds he can make the most of his deficiencies if he only just waits for fate to take a hand. Bodenschatz also shines in the "Story of Hope" as an unrecognized old love. He handles this with a sensitivity we don’t expect from a Maine man.
Joseph Dal Porto is romantically challenged as Easton in "Her Heart" and Steve in "This Hurts" and these two utterly different men at opposite poles in the world of allegorical love are curiously attractive to the women they meet and to the audience as well. Oddness is nothing extreme in Dal Porto’s playing; it is merely existing. In "They Fell" he plays with an innocence that is alarmingly realistic.
All four of these actors pull off the nearly impossible in this play. They show us a world where love is not the main thing, but becomes the only thing worth dealing with, at least for the hour of nine p.m., in the upper reaches of America.
Director Tony Capone maneuvers this cast through their erotic paces with perfect pacing and deliberate choices that become endearing memories. He uses the playwright’s, at times, odd language and stranger body language to create a platform of new realities. He has the able assistance of Robert Eberle’s moonless night lighting. Much of the show is set outdoors, in the snow and even though Abe Phelps set is clearly cloth, it becomes snow in the hands of the director, lighting designer and actors.
Summing up this evening of vignettes is easy: wear a scarf to keep your throat fluid so that laughter and an occasional sob can escape as needed, but keep your hands ungloved so that your genuine, heartfelt and non-allegorical applause can be heard.
If a tree falls in the forest with no one there to see it, does it make a noise? In Almost, Maine it probably shouts out loud and so should we.
"Almost, Maine" plays through Oct. 7 at the Theater Barn on Route 20 in New Lebanon, New York. Tickets are $20, $18 at the Sunday matinee. For full schedule and tickets call 518-794-8989.

