until next week ...
Former Berkshire Eagle copy editor and "Office" quote-chooser extraordinaire Kerry Sullivan is finally settled in her new position as manager of communications of UNITS magazine at the National Apartment Association in Arlington, Va. More important, she finally has cable, which means she can once again send me "Office" quotes of the week. Hurrah!
Last night, she was particularly overzealous and sent four ... and I got 'em all! Granted, I saw the rerun last night, but I swear I remembered all these lines before I watched it. It's a great episode.
The quote: "Well, I'm telling you, I'm looking at it right now, and it could be in Maxim."
Who said it: Michael Scott (Steve Carell).
Bonus: He said it to Todd Packer (David Koechner), who replied, "They wouldn't give you a subscription to Maxim!"
The quote: "It's better than listening to Michael playing a conch shell."
Who said it: Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer).
The quote: "And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are, as well."
Who said it: Michael Scott, again, to his beloved Jan Levinson (Melora Hardin).
The quote: "What am I going to do? I'm going to hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art."
Who said it: Kevin Malone (Brian Baumgartner), about the poster-sized risqué photo of Michael and Jan in Jamaica printed up by the warehouse guys.