for another thing
I was thinking some more about that gift-shop jingle, and it strikes me that I might have the first line wrong.
The cheesy music that runs under the whole thing kind of drowns out the lyrics -- not that I'm complaining about that -- so the first line is either "There's a place where people go," which is how I hear it, or "There's a place where people know," or even "There's a place for people who know ... "
But neither of those is any better than the way I had it, and the "people who know" one is ludicrous. Which is why it's entirely possible that that's what the line really says.