your weekly 'office' fix
As always, esteemed former Eagle copy editor Kerry Sullivan has selected the "TV personality" "Office" quotes of the week:
The quote: "Jan made me breakfast. Well, she bought the milk. It's soy!"
Who said it: Michael (Steve Carell), proud in his domestic bliss.
The quote: "The doctors tried to save her life. They did the best they could. And she's going to be fine."
Who said it: Michael again, announcing to the staff that he had hit one of them with his car.
The quote: "It's only Meredith."
Who said it: Dwight, trying to make Michael feel better.
The quote: "There's bad blood. Jealousy. Cliques."
Who said it: Angela, on why her other cats couldn't keep the sick one company.
The quote: "Occasionally, I'll hit someone with my car. So sue me. Wait, no, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point I'm trying to make."
Who said it: Michael, hah!
The quote: "She's in a better place. Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odor."
Who said it: Dwight, gently breaking the news of Sprinkles' death to Angela.
The quote: "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
Who said it: Michael. God, this episode had too many great lines.
The quote: "I've been involved a lot of cults, both as a leader and a follower. It's more fun being a follower, but you make more money being a leader."
Who said it: Good old Creed (Creed Bratton).
The quote: "If there was a God, then Ryan and I would be married by now."
Who said it: Poor lovesick Kelly (Mindy Kaling).
The quote: "Like PB and J. Pam Beesley and Jim. Oh, what a waste. What a waste."
Who said it: Kevin (Brian Baumgartner).
The quote: "Almost marrying Roy Anderson is as close to being Pamela Anderson as I ever want to be."
Who said it: Everybody's favorite receptionist, Pam.