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How was I to know that choosing "Office" quotes could be so tough?

My official quote-chooser, Kerry Sullivan, is on a trip to Atlanta, so I had to pick some exceptionally funny lines all by myself this week.

I have to say that this week's episode, while not quite as solid as last week's Utica romp, was definitely a keeper.

Dwight: First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified. And they would call me the Overkill Killer.

Kevin: Yeah, I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.

Michael: I don't need the woods. I have a nice wood desk. I don't need fresh air, because I have the freshest air around: A/C. And I don't need wide open spaces -- check it out. [shows off computer desktop background] I can also make it the sky.

Michael: Uh huh. Yeah, just wait. Ten years, you'll figure it out.
Jim: Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.
Michael: That's what I said. That's what she said.
Jim: That's what who said?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
Michael: Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.

PS: I got all last week's quotes correct! Yeah! Thanks to AOL video, I got to watch the episode online so I could find out. Now THAT was a spot-on perfect episode.