it's the 'office' quotes game!
Since I didn't get to see this week's episode, the quotes Kerry Sullivan has chosen are particularly torturous. But I'd like to think I got them all right -- and I'll let y'all know once I've seen the episode.
The quote: "I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I'm going to take it."
Who said it: I'm guessing Stanley (Leslie David Baker), because I know he was supposed to be wooed by Karen (Rashida Jones) in this episode.
The quote: "Scranton is the cool, fun branch. We're like Animal House."
Who said it: My guess is Michael (Steve Carell), because I think I saw this in a promo or some kind of online spoiler.
The quote: "So, the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up and I wear a costume. And a mustache."
Who said it: I'm guessing Jim (John Krasinski), because he and Michael and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) were shown in mustaches and costumes in NBC promos.
The quote: "If we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eyes with the jumbo chalk."
Who said it: I'll go with Dwight, because he's always on the defensive.