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Last week's "Office" quotes, courtesy of Ms. Kerry "Ker" Sullivan, as always:

The quote: "Guess what? White and eggshell white are the same color."
Who said it: Michael Scott (Steve Carell), in one of many sniping sessions he and Jan (Melora Hardin) started during their dinner party

The quote: "Hunny, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies."
Who said it: Michael again, trying to flatter Jan, his "trophy girlfriend"

The quote: "In Spain, they don't even start eating until midnight." "When in Rome..."
Who said it: Jan, making excuses for her late dinner, and Michael, trying to help

The quote: "Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes."
Who said it: Accountant Angela (Angela Kinsey), trash-talking receptionist Pam, who was also a guest at the dinner party and, in fact, only inches away

The quote: "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat."
Who said it: Pam

The quote: "You can buy a new apartment, but you can't buy a new dinner party!"
Who said it: Pam, begging boyfriend Jim (John Krasinski) not to abandon her at the train-wreck of a party when Michael says they don't both have to leave to check out Jim's "flooded apartment"

Many thanks to Kerry, and to the writers of "The Office" -- it's so lovely to have episodes to quote again.